theres no grass in italy, so in order to get the donkeys to eat, the farmer put green sunglasses on them.

on monday i met this guy. he wasnt a normal guy. this guy is actualy worth taking up a whole post just to mention. and stop getting ahead of me. this guy was like 60 years old.

so i walk down to the park to watch some baseball, something that i often do on boring summmer nights. after watching some 8 year olds attempt to pitch about 15 times, i decide to watch some real baseball. so i go over to watch 17-19 year olds. well, after a couple minutes this guy walks up and sits in the bleachers next to where i'm leaning up behind them. he starts to talk about the game. "who are you here to see?" "is one of those boys yours?". i tell him no one and that i just live down the road. well he's just there to get away from everything else. so far he's watched tennis and coach pitch. about a minute later he tells me that these guys look just about my age, maybe a bit older. might i be looking at any of them? well i should be careful. now a days, seemingly nice boys have things like HIV annd other stds. inside i'm cracking up and i'm not sure whether i should walk away from him or keep on talking to the nice little european man who speaks with an accent but with perfect english grammar. he's obviously a smart guy, just a little bit eccentric. then he begins to talk about nutrition, and though i'm not 100% sure whhy, i think it had to do with the overweight woman sitting in front of us.he kept looking at her condescendingly and whispering his suggestions to me. but apparently i should not drink milk. theres nothing good in it and the vitamin D is added in so it does nothing good for the body. he was glad to hear that i was never much of a milk drinker, even as a child. and soy is bad. and grain makes you fat. " you know what they feed to the pigs and cows to make them fat enough to eat?" "grain..?" "yes. never eat too much grain. it makes you fat * he looks at woman in front of us*also, it says in the bible (though it may not mean anything to you) that you only eat grain after it has sprouted". extremely amused by the whole conversation, i proceed to tell him that i no longer eat meat. "you should eat meat." apparently vegetarians live shorter lives and their kids have developemental problems or something. and they get sick more. but i thought it was the opposite? either way, i should eat meat and take codliver oil. when we stopped giving it to children, thats when polio broke out. plus i need protein. "well i DO get protien!" he said there was no way. but i told him i get it from nuts and cheese and stuff and then he told me that most cheese isnt good at all. goat cheese and natural cows cheese unprocessed is OKAY, but i should just eat meat. also, i should listen to scientists instead of doctors. they know more. and we need some saturated fats. its the just the way america is today and wow this made me happy --"and this is why our nation is fat."*looks at woman* <-- THATS MY QUOTE!!! have u seen my away message that says that? omg i was elated. then he gave me a website to go to but i cant remember exactly what it is so i'll look it up later. and i had to go. :[ i wonder if i'll ever see him again.

"when i was in high school, out of a class of maybe 500, there was only one girl with boobs".
"only one?"
"only one. not many of the others had very much to eat, and blah blah about food these days. she was the only one."
"really", i reply, "did she get all the guys?".
"oh, no", he replies. " there were so many, she could never choose!"
"what a dilema".
*both laugh* it sure was.